Someday, I’ll show you the bullet I had for you, after time has done the wash. (x)

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe.  (July 23, 1989)

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

lastallianceofelvesandmen:

badwolflaurel:

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#so i’m going to hell again

tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

gallifrey-feels:

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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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